Imagine if your parents found your Tumblr page.
I should be doing my work, but I shoved chopsticks through my gauges instead. Procrastination nation.
Super Bowl Halftime Show 2014: Resurrect Tupac and Biggie and have them do a joint performance with the Beatles. You have a year, NFL.
A Black dude next to an Asian store who’s cross-dressing like the Statue of Liberty and talking to a White rocker dude in front of a Colombian bakery all while the American flag blows freely in the wind above them… (via)
Throw your wii controller in the air if yousa true player
Dan came in my room and spilled sunflower seeds everywhere. Why.
If you copy and paste text posts from Tumblr onto Facebook, I hope you step on a lego on your way to the bathroom tomorrow morning.
This is on my Cognition professor’s syllabus. I almost choked from laughing.
I choose to believe this is the truth.
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“This is my Grandparent’s Neighbour, John. Aside from being one of the most interesting men I’ve met he is also known as Johndalf the Grey in the local community.” (via)